She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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