i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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