May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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