dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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