All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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