Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I did not marry a roomba.
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