): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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