I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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