if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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