normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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