How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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