I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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