is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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