As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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