Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
