Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I came so hard my ears popped.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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