I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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