I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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