Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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