He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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