He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Randomize
