I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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