what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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