"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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