I wish I could teleport
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He did a backflip because drugs
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