So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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