I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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