Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize
