How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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