My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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