Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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