I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
being pregnant is like rehab
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
