i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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