What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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