Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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