Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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