yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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