After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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