"it" just moved
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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