either way he was missing a nipple.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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