normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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