so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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