Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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