party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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