Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
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