i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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