yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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