school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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