Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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