I'm going to rape someone's good day.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Sex in the backyard? Check.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
