I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
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