Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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