I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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