You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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