She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I wish you could order shots online.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Blood and glitter go together right?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
