Dual....:-)
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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