have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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