i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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