i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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